Quirky Dresser Pillows

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"And what would suggest, Mr Smartie pants"

Kids Gang.

'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie

'What the hell! It's close enough.'

'These pants are my handicap.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'I get is 'Golf' is an acronym for Go Out Looking Funny!'

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"We're with the Periodic Table."

Waiting for Pants

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'

'I thought I'd put on something 'slinky'. Did you like the way I came down the stairs?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'These fit well. Do you have them in a more hideous pattern?'

Style

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'I'm thinking of buying myself one of those pork pie hats.'

"Gift"

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"It started after you sent me to boot camp to help make a man out of me."

'And the attached headlights are sure to grab any buck's attention.'

"No! I said lesbian chic!"

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Although they had discussed dressing up in the bedroom, he was nevertheless disconcerted when Helen put on her chocolate biscuit outfit.

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

Polka Dot Artist