Quirky Dresser T-Shirts

Kids Gang.

'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"We're with the Periodic Table."

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

Waiting for Pants

Style

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

'These fit well. Do you have them in a more hideous pattern?'

"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"

'I thought I'd put on something 'slinky'. Did you like the way I came down the stairs?'

'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'

"No! I said lesbian chic!"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Advocado

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

Can You Describe It?

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Well I hope this one lasts longer than last year's."

"Gift"

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Dan recovers from covid, but losses his sense of taste.

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Although they had discussed dressing up in the bedroom, he was nevertheless disconcerted when Helen put on her chocolate biscuit outfit.

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

'I'm thinking of buying myself one of those pork pie hats.'

'And the attached headlights are sure to grab any buck's attention.'

Polka Dot Artist

'This must be the work clothes section.'