Picky Dresser Pillows

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Bearded Leftie.

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Savory Types

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"We should start wearing masks."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."