Picky Dresser Gifts

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Great British Eccentrics.

Advocado

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Bearded Leftie.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

That every day look.

Christmas sweater alternatives

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"We should start wearing masks."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"