Cautious Dresser Gifts

"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I'll take it!'

Bearded Leftie.

Savory Types

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Snail Man

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

That every day look.

"We should start wearing masks."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

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