Cautious Dresser Gifts

"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Bearded Leftie.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Savory Types

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Spider Web Stocking