Compassionate Dresser Gifts

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Frock Coat

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

Tree

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Matching Outfits

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Is this dress too revealing?

I love coloured tights

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"Darling, it's so this season."

Man deciding which hat to wear

"Too righteous?"

Red and Yellow dress

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

We're from the bible belt

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

What's with the beatnik look, Lance? The lousy economy makes me feel like I'm part of the beat generation. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-10).

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

'I'm a human purse.'

"All pointed objects, madam."

"Do you have anything more post-impressionist?"

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.