Ethical Dresser Gifts

"Is that fur!"

The Dandy

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Frock Coat

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Fashionista

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

Man deciding which hat to wear

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

"Huh - must be 'cancel couture'!"

'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

Without uttering a word, Steve gets out of jury duty.

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.