Conservative Dresser Gifts

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

That every day look.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I feel a draft."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Satan

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Matching Outfits

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"You wished to see me, JB?"

Modern teenager.

"Welcome to the startup. Here's your official beanie."

Still in fashion