Patriotic Dresser Gifts

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

The Costumer Is Always Right

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Frock Coat

Uncle Sam Fashion

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Matching Outfits

I love coloured tights

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"Too righteous?"

We're from the bible belt

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"

"I wanted a gazebo."

"He's had a chequered life."

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

"A funeral procession is following us!"

"The school wants all the mothers who come to pick up in tights and crazy boots to dress better."