Patriotic Dresser Gifts

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Frock Coat

Uncle Sam Fashion

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Matching Outfits

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

I love coloured tights

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"Too righteous?"

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

We're from the bible belt

'Frankly, Bob, I don't think you understand the whole concept of comfort food!'

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

"I wanted a gazebo."

"He's had a chequered life."

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"

"As an European patriot, I've got the duty to support the needy economy of our fellow countries!"