Historical Dresser Gifts

The May Bowl

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"I feel a draft."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Maybe this year..."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

Tailored mummy outfit.

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Matching Outfits

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring