Historical Dresser Gifts

When I said I like dressing "old school," that's not what I meant.

The May Bowl

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

That every day look.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Utility Chic.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Maybe this year..."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Tailored mummy outfit.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

A woman holding the globe