Nostalgic Dresser Gifts

Last man to wear a fedora unironically

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"Maybe this year..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Fried Egg

Bat

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

A woman holding the globe

Turtle

Tailored mummy outfit.

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Dragonfly

Matching Outfits

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Cat

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'