Nostalgic Dresser Gifts

Last man to wear a fedora unironically

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I can't believe it! My favorite shirt! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Beanirrito"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Utility Chic.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Maybe this year..."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

Bat

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Fried Egg

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Matching Outfits

Tailored mummy outfit.

Dragonfly

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

A woman holding the globe

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

Turtle

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Cat

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

We're from the bible belt