Timeless Dresser Gifts

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Choosing What To Wear.

Burlyesque

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Maybe this year..."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Closet.

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Matching Outfits

Suits you Sir!

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.