Timeless Dresser Gifts

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

Burlyesque

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Maybe this year..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Closet.

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Suits you Sir!

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.