Bespoke Dresser Gifts

Fashionable swell asking his tailor for patterns that won't be worn by any snobs

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Honey Costume

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Utility Chic.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Maybe this year..."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

A woman holding the globe

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Tree

Tailored mummy outfit.

Matching Outfits

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Is this dress too revealing?

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

"You know I love that outfit."

Red and Yellow dress