Contrarian Dresser Gifts

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

Bear Costume

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The Dandy

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Bat

Fried Egg

Satan

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Whipping Cream

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

Dragonfly

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Turtle

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Fashionista

Opposing viewpoint.

Off the wall legal advisor.

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion