Contrarian Gifts

'My secret for a long life? I've always drank, smoked, made out with women and hated yogurt and exercising.'

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'They say youth is wasted on the young but I think old age comes at a pretty lousy time too.'

Whipping Cream

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Contrarian funds

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Burning the Other

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Opposing viewpoint.

Off the wall legal advisor.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."