Contrarian Conversationalist Gifts

"They say things are picking up but I'm finding that nobody seems to be hiring at all."

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Contrarian funds

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

Whipping Cream

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."