Contrarian Thinker Gifts

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'I don't want to be a doctor! I'm liable to be sued for malpractice!'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I don't like to be negative...but I hate positive thinkers.'

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

"It's a ball!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Get back in there!"

'I opened an 'American flags to burn' store.'

'The fund you manage was named 'contrarian fund of the year.' How do you feel about that?'

Still Bullish on the Stock Market Despite Enron; Still Bullish on the Human Race despite Terrorism

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'You say that like it's a BAD thing.'

'Don't you dare.'

'My advice is: wait until the very end, when everyone is getting out of the market. . . then buy!'

Burning the Other

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Contrarian funds

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Whipping Cream

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'