Contrarian Thinkers Gifts

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Protest

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Contrarian funds

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Guru Shifted Thinking

Whipping Cream

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

Opposing viewpoint.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"