Conscious Dresser Gifts

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Honey Costume

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Frock Coat

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Tree

I love coloured tights

Is this dress too revealing?

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

"You know I love that outfit."

Man deciding which hat to wear

"Darling, it's so this season."

Red and Yellow dress

Clothing on other planets

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

Bacon Bits

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

What's with the beatnik look, Lance? The lousy economy makes me feel like I'm part of the beat generation. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-10).

"No, don't worry about it, it definitely looks better on you."

It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.

"Do you have anything more post-impressionist?"

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

Ace Uniform Co. Inc.

Mt. Moriah Church Homecoming: Wipe your feet and tuck in that shirt

"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'