Conscious Dresser Gifts

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Honey Costume

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Frock Coat

Tree

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

I love coloured tights

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Is this dress too revealing?

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

"You know I love that outfit."

Man deciding which hat to wear

Red and Yellow dress

Clothing on other planets

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

Bacon Bits

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

"No, don't worry about it, it definitely looks better on you."

It was not Katie's understanding that mirrors should be interpret.

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

"Do you have anything more post-impressionist?"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

“Backhanded compliment or not, I think I really DO look good in cheap clothes.”

Ace Uniform Co. Inc.

Mt. Moriah Church Homecoming: Wipe your feet and tuck in that shirt

"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

"Is that fur!"