Smart Dresser Gifts

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Honey Costume

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Utility Chic.

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

Female Boss 6

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Unsuitable clothing.

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Tailored mummy outfit.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go - your power tie is usurping my authority."

"You didn't read the memo about the board members coming for a visit?"

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

Tree

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'