Practical Dresser Gifts

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

'I'm a human purse.'

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

That every day look.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Savory Types

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I feel a draft."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."