Practical Dressers Gifts

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

That every day look.

Savory Types

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Honey Costume

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Maybe this year..."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I feel a draft."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."