Practical Dressers T-Shirts

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Savory Types

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Honey Costume

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Utility Chic.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

Choosing What To Wear.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Maybe this year..."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'