Tech-savvy Dresser Gifts

'Don't be silly Meadows, I can't wear that phone with this dress.'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Utility Chic.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Maybe this year..."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Female Boss 6

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Frock Coat

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'