Imaginative Dressers Gifts

'Kids today, they grow up so fast, he's already making makeshift body armour...'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bear Costume

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Honey Costume

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Maybe this year..."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Bat

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Fried Egg

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Dragonfly

Turtle

Tree

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Is this dress too revealing?

I love coloured tights

Cat

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.