Vibrant Dressers Gifts

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Beanirrito"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Maybe this year..."

Burlyesque

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Tree

"What? You know I love paisley."

I love coloured tights

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

Is this dress too revealing?

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

Snazzy Tie

Carioca

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

"You know I love that outfit."

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

Apres Golf