Vibrant Dressers Pillows

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Costumer Is Always Right

Honey Costume

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Burlyesque

"Maybe this year..."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Tree

I love coloured tights

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

Is this dress too revealing?

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"What? You know I love paisley."

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Snazzy Tie

Carioca

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

Apres Golf

"You know I love that outfit."

Recruiter. Join now. Sorry. No shirt, no shoes, no service.

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."