Creative Dressers Pillows

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Maybe this year..."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Tree

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

I love coloured tights

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Is this dress too revealing?

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Red and Yellow dress

Man deciding which hat to wear

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

"You know I love that outfit."

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

'Ah, pants. My old nemesis.'

Dumpy McComforts

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