Creative Dressers Pillows

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Maybe this year..."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Tree

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

Is this dress too revealing?

I love coloured tights

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

"You know I love that outfit."

Man deciding which hat to wear

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Red and Yellow dress

"Darling, it's so this season."

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

Ladies' Sensible Shows: Closing down sale.

Dumpy McComforts

I'm afraid you have six months, eight at the most. Then you'll be too old to dress like that.

'Ah, pants. My old nemesis.'

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.