Creative Dresser Pillows

What's with the beatnik look, Lance? The lousy economy makes me feel like I'm part of the beat generation. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-10).

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Is this dress too revealing?

"Do you have anything more post-impressionist?"

Tree

"Darling, it's so this season."

Red and Yellow dress

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Honey Costume

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Utility Chic.

The Costumer Is Always Right

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Maybe this year..."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Fried Egg

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Closet.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Bat

Beard, socks and sandals.

Dragonfly

Tailored mummy outfit.

Turtle