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Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Social Struggles

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Telephone Box

Ikea for Hippies

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Fashionista

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

The Original Information Superhighway

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."

"Dr. Gachet, call your office."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Crap, I hit reply all."

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

Man in Crab Outfit

Private Phone Calls

Saul and the Pauls

"We pride ourselves on being a technologically aware company. Our Mr. Jenks here, is an absolute whizz with an abacus."

'Humph Punks!'

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

Fashion Magazines.