Vibrant Garment Lover Prints

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Social Struggles

Starfish doing the wave.

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Telephone Box

Ikea for Hippies

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Fashionista

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

The Original Information Superhighway

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

"'Is Lordship 'as just popped to the corner shop for a packet of fags..."

"Dr. Gachet, call your office."

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

"Crap, I hit reply all."

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

Private Phone Calls

Saul and the Pauls

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

Most folks just go with the white.

Man in Crab Outfit

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

"We pride ourselves on being a technologically aware company. Our Mr. Jenks here, is an absolute whizz with an abacus."

'Humph Punks!'

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'