Vibrant Decor Admirer Prints

Easter Egg

"The knights of the round accent table"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Teapot

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

'A Dust Cow'.

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

Tub Canyon

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

clown trophies

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

Satan has boxes on his desk labeled "Guilty" and "Guilty".

"I'm on Tinderhooks waiting to see what he's like."

'This should only take a minute. This couple is interested in buying my couch.'

When bargain hunters crack.