Vibrant Decor Admirer Prints

Easter Egg

"The knights of the round accent table"

Teapot

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

'A Dust Cow'.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

'...And this property has wall to wall gravel...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

clown trophies

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

Santa uses reindeer parts.

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

Tub Canyon

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

Satan has boxes on his desk labeled "Guilty" and "Guilty".

Beware of Static Electricity

When bargain hunters crack.

"I'm on Tinderhooks waiting to see what he's like."