Affluent Decor Appreciators Prints

"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"You're welcome."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Board Game Hunter

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Doulton Canada Geese

King Madras

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"We need to talk."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Cat being licked by plant.

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Antique silver

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"