Ironic Decor Appreciator Prints

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Teapot

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

"Butt cracker"

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'A Dust Cow'.

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

WInter Fish

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Have you seen this toaster?

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Inevitably, just chasing cars was no longer enough for Trevor.

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Scarecrow with a TV head.

'Hello, Trompe L'Oeils-R-Us, Croydon office...'