Ironic Decor Appreciator Prints

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Teapot

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"Butt cracker"

'A Dust Cow'.

Unfinished business.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

WInter Fish

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

clown trophies

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Scarecrow with a TV head.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."