Funny Decor Aficionado Prints

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Cake Free Zone

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Doulton Canada Geese

Robotic Flower Arranging

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Butt cracker"

Antique silver

'A Dust Cow'.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

WInter Fish

"The carpet really brings the room together."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Have you seen this toaster?

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

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