Funny Decor Aficionado T-Shirts

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Board Game Hunter

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Doulton Canada Geese

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Snow globe

Robotic Flower Arranging

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'A Dust Cow'.

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Butt cracker"

Antique silver

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Have you seen this toaster?

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Spot Light

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'