Ironical Decorator Prints

US Army Knife.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I love these old decorations!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."