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"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"You're welcome."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Doulton Canada Geese

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

King Madras

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

"We need to talk."

Cat being licked by plant.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Live, laugh, love

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'