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'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Gesundheit!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Making Christmas Decorations

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Snowman's Dentures.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Christmas Tree Lights

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Caterpillar and stockings.

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"Of course it's going to fit!"

The Deconstructed Tree

Physicist's Christmas tree

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

Christmas Cat

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

Christmas Curling

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

Christmas tree angel - "Ouch!"

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

With Halloween right around the coroner, Bob was offered up as the sacrificial pumpkin.