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"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Gesundheit!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Christmas tree exchange

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Safe Christmas.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Trick or treat?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Hit Me

Last of the Christmas presents.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Masky Christmas!

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

Making Christmas Decorations

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"