Festive Decor Enthusiast Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Christmas Tree

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Gesundheit!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Stuffing the turkey.

Christmas tree exchange

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Safe Christmas.

"Trick or treat?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Decorating the Christmas Tree

Last of the Christmas presents.

Hit Me

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"I'm worried about burnout."

Making Christmas Decorations

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Masky Christmas!