Holiday Decor Fanatic Gifts

"I see Bob's gone with his usual light display again this year."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Tub Canyon

The Deconstructed Tree

Physicist's Christmas tree

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

Don't even think about it!

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

'This should only take a minute. This couple is interested in buying my couch.'

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

Nutcracker Island

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"Do you smell what I smell?

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'