Holiday Decor Enthusiasts Gifts

"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

Rudolph's Washing Line

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Physicist's Christmas tree

The Deconstructed Tree

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

Nutcracker Island

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

"Honey, your mother is here."

Seated husband covered with christmas tree needles when wife opens window.

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

Poinsettia

'Whew!'

'Vote union - pass it on!'