Holiday Decor Enthusiasts Pillows

"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

Rudolph's Washing Line

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

The Deconstructed Tree

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Physicist's Christmas tree

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

Nutcracker Island

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

Poinsettia

' Remember Santa knows when you've been good or bad!'

'Whew!'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"Do you smell what I smell?

"Honey, your mother is here."

'Vote union - pass it on!'

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."