Holiday Decoration Lovers Pillows

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Home depot."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Now it fits.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Christmas Hugs

'It's more festive-looking!'

O Christmas Tea

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Baby it's cold outside.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"We need to talk."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Making Christmas Decorations

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

Shelf on an elf