Holiday Decoration Lovers Pillows

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Frosting the Snowman

'Now it fits.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas Hugs

'It's more festive-looking!'

O Christmas Tea

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

Baby it's cold outside.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"We need to talk."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Shelf on an elf

There's no place like home for the holidays...

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Making Christmas Decorations

'So that's what he did with the Christmas tree lights he couldn't untangle!'