Christmas Decor Aficionados Pillows

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Physicist's Christmas tree

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

The Deconstructed Tree

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Don't even think about it!

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"Do you smell what I smell?

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"Anderson, my boy, if you truly believe that commercialism should be taken out of Christmas, perhaps you ought to consider whether you really belong in the department-store business."

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

'Whew!'

'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

Hairy Christmas

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

Christmas Tree

"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!

"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord."