Festive Decor Enthusiasts Gifts

The Deconstructed Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Gesundheit!"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Making Christmas Decorations

Snowman's Dentures.

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Easter Egg Painting.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Christmas Tree Lights

Clearing Away Christmas

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"Of course it's going to fit!"

Physicist's Christmas tree

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Caterpillar and stockings.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

Christmas Curling

Christmas Cat

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

Nutcracker Island