Festive Decor Gifts

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

Christmas Curling

Mice as reindeer pulling an elf Santa Claus

Caterpillar and stockings.

With Halloween right around the coroner, Bob was offered up as the sacrificial pumpkin.

'I'll be spending Christmas in front of my artificial tree, by my artificial fireplace, with my artificial wife.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Home depot."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Happy Turkey Day!

Filming Christmas

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Stuffing the turkey.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Gesundheit!"

Christmas Hugs