Festive Decor Pillows

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

Christmas Curling

Mice as reindeer pulling an elf Santa Claus

Caterpillar and stockings.

With Halloween right around the coroner, Bob was offered up as the sacrificial pumpkin.

'I'll be spending Christmas in front of my artificial tree, by my artificial fireplace, with my artificial wife.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

All of a bee keeper's Christmas Tree ornaments are big round bees.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Now it fits.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Happy Turkey Day!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Filming Christmas

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Gesundheit!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Christmas Hugs

Stuffing the turkey.

O Christmas Tea