Festive Decorating Pillows

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Don't forget to hang up your sock!

'Santa is very disappointed with our behavior this year and has cancelled Christmas.'

Sheriff places his star on top of a Christmas tree.

House covered in Christmas decorations and lights. Man says: 'There's only one problem ? I can't find the door.'

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Home depot."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Now it fits.'

Happy Turkey Day!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Filming Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Gesundheit!"

Christmas Hugs

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Stuffing the turkey.

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.